In case you thought there was any approach Randy Rainbow was not burning the midnight oil developing with a parody music tackling former president Donald Trump’s historic indictment in a New York final week, effectively, you simply don’t know Randy.
The parody king who mines beloved Broadway tunes and pop hits to make pointed social and political ditties was again at it on Monday (April 3), twisting up Don Raye and Hughie Prince’s WWII bounce blues “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” right into a hilariously scathing takedown of the twice-impeached former commander in chief.
The 1941 music, popularized by the Andrews Sisters, is flipped on its head to replicate the potential authorized pitfalls going through the previous reality-show host who’s slated to be arraigned and fingerprinted in his former New York hometown on Tuesday (April 4). The bit opens with Randy doing a faux interview with Trump, by which The Donald asks if the singer would endorse his third bid for the presidency.
“I’d moderately go snowboarding with Gwyneth Paltrow,” Randy responds within the music video bearing the proudly “faux information” headline “Donald Trump Indicted AF.” Telling DT, “Woman, it’s essential replace your act” after Trump trots out the standard “faux information” tropes, Rainbow presents up a recent marketing campaign slogan for the one-term chief who’s going through a number of legal indictments from New York to Georgia and Florida.
“One thing catchy, , like your chlamydia, however that basically additionally reminds individuals what you’re all about,” says Rainbow, slipping on pink cat-eye glasses and asking Trump for some pitches. After the standard litany of gripes, Randy informs Trump that he’s afraid this time he’s taking place. After which, in fact, Randy breaks into music.
“He was a sleazy showbiz phony born in NYC/ Who one way or the other received the White Home over Hillary/ Then after one time period bought the sack/ When Biden pummeled his a–, however now he desires to come back again,” a trio of Randy’s sings over the swinging jazzy association.
“He’s been indicted although/ And so he’s making scenes/ He’s the grumpy Trumpy felon from Jamaica in Queens,” Rainbow sings on the retrofitted refrain. The singer then digs proper into the center of the matter going through Trump: His alleged hush cash cost to porn star Stormy Daniels throughout Trump’s 2016 presidential run to reportedly cowl up an extramarital affair.
“He met a stunning girl who carried out on display/ She began yappin’ in two thousand and sixteen/ And so he signed a bunch of checks/ Cuz he’s disgusting and so he needed to pay her for intercourse/ Seems to be like a butternut squash and his hair is bleached/ He’s the bloated orange lunatic who’s twice been impeached,” Rainbow sings.
The comic then makes it private, repeatedly calling Trump a “loser” and a cheat who “makes Melania puke,” in addition to a “Cheeto-lookin’, coochie snatchin’ treasonous criminal.” You get the image.
Watch Randy Rainbow’s “Grumpy Trumpy Felon From Jamaica Queens” video above.
